From various places:
1) "Besides, he's short! He's about two foot six!" (Tom Cruise) "Well, your body gets smaller once you get rid of those nasty thetans that were filling it up." Looks like Scientology dogma has mutated some since I last was aware of it.
2) "You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. How will you escape?" "Why would I want to escape? Come on, I've got a goat *and* a slinky?!"
3) "Lawless Republicans . . . they reported a bill as 'passed' 3 - 0, no quorum; what is beyond them?"
//The Magic 8-Ball says, "Go ask Kathe."\\
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